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thefrogman:

If you watch this video, you will desperately want a baby elephant. But you can’t have a baby elephant. They don’t sell them at the pet store. I checked. I found a guy on craigslist that said he would give me one, but I guess I was in the personals section. It turns out a “baby elephant” is just a dude who tapes flappy ears next to his penis.

What I’m trying to say is that life is cruel. If I were Oprah I would give everyone a baby elephant.

But I am not Oprah. 

Yet.

I can not contain all the smiles when I watch this video. SO ADORABLE.

Completely outside of this video, I am trying to not burst out in hysterical laughter while sitting in class because of the whole “Baby Elephant” thing.. oh jeez. 

(Source: youtube.com)